I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life
i assume this is why
CLICK THAT LINK
I might need to start creating random “In light of recent events” posters in our library. With no explanation whatsoever. And ban random unlikely things within arbitrary time ranges. Like, “In light of recent events, NO CRINKLE SCISSORS will be permitted in the library between 2pm and 4:30pm.”
“In light of recent events, students are now REQUIRED TO WEAR CLOTHES in the library.”
“In light of recent events, The soundtrack for THE SOUND OF MUSIC cannot be played at full volume in the stairwells.”
I think we might be on to something here.